Riddles And Puzzles
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Ah….scrambled eggs! Tricky England, tricky!
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand.
I have a long neck, but no head.
I cannot see, but I’m neat and tidy as can be.What am I?
A broom
A man went to a party and drank some of the punch, then
left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch
subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die? 😯The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank the punch the ice was fully frozen, later it melted, poisoning the punch. :bow:
A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears”. Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn’t say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
It was deaf 😆
An iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.What is it?
a needle and thread
A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar,
and simply orders a water.
The bartender looks at the man, and then,
quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man.
The man says “Thank you,” and leaves.
Why did they behave this way?think I’ve seen this one… right between the eyes… here’s an easy one
When I point up its bright but when I point down its dark what am I?
A light switch (That was so easy, it was hard!)
Pregnant every time you see her,
yet she never will give birth.
What is she?Nope, sorry! This one is kinda tough, so if y’all want the answer, let me know.
Hint:
Look to the sky 😉
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