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  • #58898
    Peggy
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    A towel?

    #59056
    luckylucky
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    ❗ ➡

    #59271
    Peggy
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    😯
    How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?

    #59308
    luckylucky
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    IF YOU’RE A BARBER…
    8)

    #59320
    Peggy
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    😯 ➡

    #59357
    luckylucky
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    A man in a restaurant asked a waiter for a juice glass, a dinner plate, water, a match, and a lemon wedge. The man poured enough water onto the plate to cover it.
    “If you can get the water on the plate into this glass without touching or moving this plate, I will give you $100,” the man said. “You can use the match and lemon to do this.”
    A few minutes later, the waiter walked away with $100 in his pocket. How did the waiter get the water into the glass?

    #59444
    Peggy
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    First, the waiter stuck the match into the lemon wedge, so that it would stand straight. Then he lit the match, and put it in the middle of the plate with the lemon. Then, he placed the glass upside-down over the match. As the flame used up the oxygen in the glass, it created a small vacuum, which sucked in the water through the space between the glass and the plate. Thus, the waiter got the water into the glass without touching or moving the plate.

    As you can tell I cheated!! 😆

    Pirate Pete had been captured by a Spanish general and sentenced to death by his 50-man firing squad.

    Pete cringed, as he knew their reputation for being the worst firing squad in the Spanish military. They were such bad shots that they would often all miss their targets and simply maim their victims, leaving them to bleed to death, as the general’s tradition was to only allow one shot per man to save on ammunition. The thought of a slow painful death made Pete beg for mercy.

    “Very well, I have some compassion. You may choose where the men stand when they shoot you and I will add 50 extra men to the squad to ensure someone will at least hit you. Perhaps if they stand closer they will kill you quicker, if you’re lucky,” snickered the general. “Oh, and just so you don’t get any funny ideas, they can’t stand more than 20 ft away, they must be facing you, and you must remain tied to the post in the middle of the yard. And to show I’m not totally heartless, if you aren’t dead by sundown I’ll release you so you can die peacefully outside the compound. I must go now but will return tomorrow and see to it that you are buried in a nice spot, though with 100 men, I doubt there will be much left of you to bury.”

    After giving his instructions the general left. Upon his return the next day, he found that Pete had been set free alive and well. “How could this be?” demanded the general. “It was where Pete had us stand,” explained the captain of the squad.

    Where did Pete tell them to stand?

    #59475
    luckylucky
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    😯

    #59486
    Peggy
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    😆

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