Never Ending Cooking Story
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Generall wrote: Sheila smiled and said. They can smell who it happened to a mile away! Let’s sell the house.
Jack starts busting out laughing and say, NO WAY! Listen, everyone is gone now, so come on lady, lets take a ride! Sheila looks at Jack and says, it’s the middle of the night, where is it you would possibly want to go, and us both smelling like this? Well, there has to be a place open around here somewhere, We need to go buy a bunch of tomato juice! There isn’t any way we can both stand to be around each other all night like this, and we have to wash the sheets too! Sheila more than agreed, and off they went….
So after returning home after visiting several all night markets, buying every bottle and can of tomato juice on the shelfs, they ran a long bath of the juice.
We can light some candles and have a relaxing, romantic soak in the tub, Jack joked. But after 10 minutes Sheila got out of the bath, shook her head and said, I should have had a V8.Shelia looks at Jack and says, Honey, we’re doing this all wrong! Let’s get the house clean first and air it out and then we can soak in the tub. Jack ponders this for a second and then shakes his head saying that’s the better idea. So off they went to clean the house of all the mess and stink that their little pal left in his path. Finally, about 10 PM that night, exhasted, they’re finshed and Shelia has to admit she appreciates the skunks surprise visit because her house hasn’t looked so nice in a long time. I guess we’ll pick the kids up tomorrow. I’m too tired now, I’m just going to hop in the shower and call it a night. Jack walks up to Shelia and embrasses her, looking down at her he asks, how about just you and me taking a few days off and going on a little trip. Shelia looks at him astonished…
good job Georgie!
Hey y’all, I hate to ask this, but umm…what happened to the skunk, where issssssssss it? 😯
Georgie wrote: Jack asks, how about just you and me taking a few days off and going on a little trip. Shelia looks at him astonished…
I sure could use one, Sheila said. I’m sure my sister will keep the kids but what about our dog?
Pamela? Jack asked.
Not a chance, Sheila shook her head. She will probably never speak to us again. Besides, it will take her days to figure out how to get the skunk odor off of her.
How about the McFeenies then? Jack suggested.I know, do you know if it was someone real close to her? She said she could be gone as long as a week.
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