Never Ending Cooking Story
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This is turning our really good. Especially with y’all knowing alot about how the skunk sprays his odor. I’m really dumb when it comes to nature and how things or beings work. This is a great story! 😀
generall wrote:
as Aunt Ellen got to the bathroom door the skunk was hunkered down behind the toilet looking scared now as if he knew he was being hunted. Ellen walked into the bathroom without any fear and took the broom, raised it as if to beat the little skunk to a pulp when as quick as a wink the skunk ran from the bathroom and down the stairs. Thank goodness he’s run down and not toward the bedrooms up here, thought Aunt Ellen. From the foot of the stairs she heard screams. Running down the stairs with the broom still in hand, Ellen met up with the rest of the family and the McFeeneys looking panicked and scared to death. She started laughing and stopped to say, The worst has already happened here. The house and ourselves stink to high Heaven and right now it’s our priority to get this thing out of the house so we can clean up this mess! Looking at her in shock, realization seeps into their heads and they realize what she’s saying is true so they start for the kitchen where the skunk had run to just in time to see…..
the skunk was into the “special recipe” and had already drank more than half of it by the time they got there! Sheila threw up her hands and said, this is just great! Not ONLY do we have a skunk in the house, and the smell is about to knock us all out, NOW we have a drunk skunk! That’s it, she cried! I’ve had it with drunks, skunks, cops, and the whole dang lot of you! Anyone that has luggage, get it packed, after that, EVERYONE just get out! They all stood there and stared at Sheila in shock. Uncle Harry finally speaks up and says….
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