Never Ending Cooking Story
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Peggy wrote:
Pamela said, well, okay, but don’t you think it’s a little late, and, and…..
Oh, never mind that, we can chat for a few minutes. Pamela hesitantly came into the kitchen and Sheila poured them a drink and gave Pamela a plate with cake and sat down and looked at her. Pamela sat nervously not knowing what to say and finally after a long cold silence Shelia said, what kind of strange noises did you hear in my back yard? Our gate is always locked and no one can come in unless they know how. I’ve been up a good while since I’m not sleepy as I slept all day and I never heard anything. Pamela looked pale and shocked and stammered to say….
Georgie wrote: Pamela looked pale and shocked and stammered to say….
Oh well, I thought I saw some one and decided to look for foot prints. Yeah, that’s it… foot prints. Pamela said.
Well, what did you expect to find with a flashlight in the middle of the night? Sheila asked, more amused than annoyed.Sheila couldn’t help it, she burst out laughing when the skunk sprayed it’s scent all over Pamela! Pamela stood there in shock, the skunk was scrambling trying to get out of the kitchen, the dog started to take off after the skunk, got a good whiff when he ran by Pamela, yelped, and turned tail and ran into the living room! He scooted under the couch and lay there clawing at his nose…
Then everything seemed to happen all at once. Pamela began to scream and threw both hands in the air. One hand clutching wildly at her hair rollers the other simultaneously clawing the air and frantically rubbing the now rancid cold cream on her face. She sped out the door and without stopping to open the gate, jumped over it in one swoop, catching her robe and tearing it as she flew over the fence.
The dog lay howling as if he was mortally wounded and the skunk was no where in sight!Jack and Uncle Harry were the first ones to enter the kitchen looking puzzled and angry all at once. What in Sam Hill is going on? Harry asked Shelia. Trying to catch her breath, Shelia recounted the whole fiasco to them as the others came into the room. Anger melted into laughter and Jack, who surprised everyone, said he would have loved to have been there to see the whole thing! Meanwhile, the dog is whinning mournfully as if he only has a few minutes left on this earth. They all turn their attention to him and again burst out in a gale of laughter.
Finally Shelia says that maybe she had better tend to him to make sure he’s not hurt and just to let him know how much he’s appreciated for everything that happened in regard to Pamela that night. That’ll teach her to nose around in my business!
Mrs. McFeeney, just coming down the stairs, looking haggard and much less cheerful comes into the kitchen and…..says, I have the most horrible headache! And just why I did I wake up here instead of in my own home? Everyone just stared at her, trying not to laugh out loud. They had forgotten for a while that she had missed everything that had happened while she was “sleeping”. Looking confused and disoriented, she says to Sheila, that is such a cute little black and white animal that I saw going into your bathroom, what exactly is it? Maybe I can talk my husband into getting us one. Everyone jumped up at once, ran towards the bathroom, but came to an abrupt stop when they saw that…
The skunk, not facing them in the bathroom, had his rear end set for another blast!
Oh no! Run for it! warned, Uncle Harry. They nearly tripped over one another as they tried desperately to pass each other on the stairs. The house smelled horrible and Sheila wondered how she would ever air it out, not to mention that none of them smelled any too good either. Ella and Lyle, now on the scene, ran to open all the windows and doors.
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