Never Ending Cooking Story
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Mrs. McFeenie’s lap! She jumped up and squealed with delight, Yeah baby, I like that warmth, keep it up! You drive me NUTS! Mr. McFeenie looked down embrassed and red-faced as his wife was putting on this show. But Uncle Harry leaned over to him with a twinkle in his eye and said, I told you that this “recipe” of mine would put everyone in a good mood. With luck you may become a new Daddy again in less than a year. Mr. McFeeney looked at Uncle Harry awe-stuck and held his mouth open not knowing what to say. It was so funny to look at him with that silly look on his face. Meanwhile, Mrs. McFeenie was just having a ball prancing around as if she were a princess or something, lost in a world of her own.
Shelia’s husband, meanwhile seemed to be getting angrier and angrier. She was afraid to even look his way for fear that he might……..stand up and tell everyone to get out, her included! Shelia thought to herself, now what in the world can I possibly do to get us all out of this mess? She looked around the room at everyone, and for the first time she noticed that….
@Peggy wrote:
stand up and tell everyone to get out, her included! Shelia thought to her, now what in the world can I possibly do to get us all out of this mess? She looked around the room at everyone, and for the first time she noticed that….
Mr. McFeeney was looking very pale. Lord, she thought, I’d better talk with him. She sat down on the sofa next to Mr. Mcfeeney and attempted to make light conversation but he only kept repeating, over and over, a father, at my age! I’m sixty four years old, a father at my age! Apparently he had taken Uncle Harry literally. Oh. How she would love to lock Uncle Harry up, and his recipe, and throw away the key. How did everything get so out of hand? Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Mrs. McFeenie twirl past and worse, her husband was coming towards her….
holding out the keys to the car, and told her, okay, I have had more than my share of FUN for the night, it’s time to go! NOW! Mrs. McFeeney just kept dancing around and laughing her head off. Mr. McFeeney just stood there with this strange look on his face. He thought to himself, well, this is about the craziest party I have ever been to. I can’t even get my wife to leave!
Just then Sheila comes in looking quite pale. Her stomach is upset, she feels dizzy, and doesn’t quite know where she is, and how she got there! But something in the back of her mind tells her, it has to be something that Uncle Harry put into that special recipe. I have GOT to find out what is in there!. Shelia sneaks into the kitchen, and is looking through the cabinets, when all of a sudden…..
As much as Sheila dreaded the idea, she knew she couldn’t possibly allow the McFeenies to drive home. They would have to spend the night. She headed to the closet for some extra blankets and pillows, planning to put them up in the living room.
Mrs. McFeeney is laying on the floor not moving. Everyone is crowded around her, trying to find out what could possibly be wrong. Sheila runs over, and checks for a pulse. She THINKS she finds one, but is not quite sure. Call 911, QUICK, she shouts! No one moved, everyone just stood there! Sheila says, what is wrong with you people? There is something very wrong with this woman, and you are all acting like it’s nothing! Sheila’s husbands come up to Sheila, takes her arm, and pulls her over to the other side of the room. He bends down and whispers, now Sheila….
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: G wrote:She lay on her back, her arms and legs sticking up. She looked like an overturned bug. 😆
Good one G!
Pamela was standing there with a “I told you so” look on her face, and told the police..see, what did I tell you? I told you I heard a loud scream, and now when they opened the door, that woman is laying there on the floor, and appears to me to be dead! Now you can see I’m not just some busybody! Sheila rolls her eyes, looks at Jack and….
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