When you were only six I was your big brother
Then when you were ten We didn’t like each other
When you were thirteen You were my funny valentine
But since you’ve grown up Your future is sewn up
arrgh was because I couldn’t decide between it and “Calendar Girl”……
I bet you never heard ol’ Marshall Dillon say
“Miss Kitty, have you ever thought of runnin’ away?
And settling’ down, would you marry me?
If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please?”
I ain’t never been with a woman long enough
For my boots to get old
But we been together so long now
They both need resoled.
If I ever settled down, you’d be my kind,
Hey, Once I was a funky singer playin’ in a Rock and Roll Band
I never had no problems, yeah
Burnin’ down one night stands
And everything around me, yeah
Got to stop to feelin’ so low And I decided quickly (Yes I did)
To disco down and check out the show
Everytime we disagreed
She was always askin’ me
Are you a man or a mouse
Now that she’s gone
She probably thinks I’m home
Just a mopin’ around the house
Actually, it was Hey Bartender, but I’ll let you have it! 😉
Cash On The Barrelhead
No new years day
To celebrate
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
No first of spring
No song to sing
In fact heres just another ordinary day