Come summer the work gets kind a hard
This ain’t no place to be if ya planned on being a star.
Let me tell you it’s always cool
And the boss don’t mind sometimes if ya act a fool.
Well you should have seen the look on the faces of my Dad and Mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
They said, “Pardon us son, she ain’t no kid,
That’s a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig”