Well, I said he had a lot of potential,
he was only misunderstood.
You know, he really didn’t mean to treat me so bad,
he wanted to be good.
And I swore one day I would tame him,
even though he loves to run hog wild.
He wore a big ol’ turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And every evening about midnight
He’d jump on his camel named Clyde…and ride
I try every day to show it
Just to make sure that you know it
I’m here to stay
And you’ll never have a reason
To ever think I’m leaving
There’s just no way
It was Labour day weekend, I was seventeen,
I bought a coke and some gasoline,
and I drove out to the county fair.
When I saw her for the first time,
she was standin’ there in that ticket line,
and it all started right then and there,
I’ve dined at spago and eclipse
And whataburger too
I’ve had mescal with lotsa gals
Along 5th avenue
I always shot the best they got
Dinero no problema
Ain’t no quarter south-the-border
In this off the wall cantina