Well, okay then, just remember, y’all asked for it! 😆
All of a sudden, a loud knock at the door!
I screamed out in anger, I can’t take anymore!
I yanked open the door, and someone yelled STOP!
I groaned way deep down, oh sheesh, it’s a cop!
He said now lady I have some questions for you
Calm down, sit down, or I’ll see that you do!
I went and sat down, thinking what now?
As Scruffy lets out a deep throaty growl
Oh so this is the mean dog, the cop says with a frown
You’d best be making him lay right on back down!
Scruffy? Mean? Oh you’ve made a mistake
He wouldn’t hurt no one, for goodness sake!
That’s not what it says in this report right here
He hands it to me, and I read it with fear:
“Said animal is to be removed from these premises today”
“Tests will be run, and you’re going to pay!”