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  • #42785
    Peggy
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    Great job England!

    #42796
    generall
    Participant

    Arrangements were made for the dog to be got
    Then with a deep breath, the bomb shell I dropped
    A trip to the vet for a check would be wise
    I’m afraid you will find your due a surprise
    I’ll take a pup if what I fear is true
    I really don’t know what else I can do
    Then I heard her screech, a gurgle and what?
    I realized the poor lady hung up!

    #42852
    Peggy
    Member

    Wow another great one G!

    Now what in the world made her do that?
    Why,oh why,didn’t I just get a cat!
    I pick up the phone to try one more time
    She acted like I had committed a crime!
    I said “Look here lady” ” I took your dog in”
    “It’s not my fault she got out of her pen!”
    I’ve fed her, I’ve bathed her, and she’s out of the rain
    You should be thankful, if you had half a brain! 😯

    #42856
    Georgieanna
    Participant

    🙂 :cheerleader:

    #42866
    englandboy – John
    Participant

    :nana: :nana: :nana: :cheerleader: :nana: :nana: :nana:

    You ladies are great 😀 8)

    #42873
    Peggy
    Member

    You ALL are great! Get better soon England!

    #42881
    generall
    Participant

    arrangements were made for her to come to my home
    to get precious fluffy who decided to roam
    She pulled up in front in a limousine car
    It didn’t resemble a truck by far
    It was long and black with a driver named Grover
    She stepped inside and looked my place over
    She was dressed in fur with jewels on her neck
    It was eighty degrees
    and I thought what the heck!
    then she spoke and I swear word for word
    I hardly could believe what I heard
    Oh Fie Fie my angel, Mama is here
    To take you home, my poor little dear
    Fluffy took one look and then instead
    Of going to her, ran under the bed!

    #42892
    Georgieanna
    Participant

    :cheerleader: smart dog! :cheerleader:

    #42904
    Peggy
    Member

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :cheerleader: You have me almost falling out my chair! 😆

    #42957
    englandboy – John
    Participant

    @generall wrote:

    Fluffy took one look and then instead
    Of going to her, ran under the bed!

    Fluffy knew that awful look,
    If she got in the car `then next stop is the cook`,
    That lady is no lady she`s evil with an E,
    The cook`s warmed the pot and is looking for me,
    Dogs are skinned and fur is worn,
    That evil woman she does adorn,
    The fur that once my friends were born
    I wish under this bed was a cave,
    So I could hide and not be her slave,
    :dunno:

    #42964
    Peggy
    Member

    Great job England!! :cheerleader: :nana:

    #42972
    generall
    Participant

    😆 😆
    poor Fluffy{Fie Fie} 😆

    #42991
    Georgieanna
    Participant

    poor little thing, rescue her generall……. 😥

    #43000
    englandboy – John
    Participant

    😀

    #43063
    generall
    Participant

    England wrote: I wish under this bed was a cave,
    So I could hide and not be her slave

    Well that evil woman stamped her shoe
    And she wailed what am I supposed to do?
    I’m late! My hairdresser waits for me
    And I can’t leave without Fie Fie
    You’d better leave and thats all I will say
    Or I’m going to phone the ASPCA
    You wicked old witch, I can lend you my broom
    If you start out now, You could make it by noon!
    She snorted and stamped and turned to the door
    and thats when she tripped over something on the floor
    Scruffy had bounded onto the scene
    and showing his teeth
    He sure did look mean
    What happened next, I’m really not sure
    All I could see was tangled legs and fur

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