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  • #41215
    englandboy – John
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    So I climb in the car,
    away down town,
    there is no way I can put that dog down :dunno:

    #41283
    generall
    Participant

    Thank goodness you came up with something England. good job.
    Peggy just blew me away! WOW

    #41292
    Peggy
    Member

    😳 Sorry y’all, got a little carried away, was a litle ticked off at the dog after all our hard work! 😆 😆

    #41298
    englandboy – John
    Participant

    😆 😀

    #41303
    Georgieanna
    Participant

    :rofl:

    #41360
    generall
    Participant

    Well they say a dog is mans best friend
    but I for one say this is the end
    He’s fluffy and cute but that don’t matter to me
    I’m sick of the destruction and fed up with the pee
    I plant my garden just to have it dug up
    Can’t read the paper cause he’s gone a muck
    yet with my child he so protectively lays
    and I think he has seen much better days
    so I give in again and say another time
    I hope one of you will think of a rhyme 😕

    #41370
    Peggy
    Member

    :rofl: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :beer:

    Wow, you blew me away this time! 😯

    #41392
    Georgieanna
    Participant

    That is just too cute, generall!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    #41422
    englandboy – John
    Participant

    So that darn dog gets another reprieve,
    It rips the paper then plays in the leaves,
    One of these days it`s gonna get it`s upcoming,
    but in the meantime, I`ll just smile and keep humming
    :dunno: :duh:

    #41427
    Peggy
    Member

    Great job England! :cheerleader: :nana:

    #41512
    generall
    Participant

    He’s a friendly ol’ canine who eats like a hog
    A pain in the rump but a faithful old dog
    So as England suggests, I’m just humming a tune
    And trying to ignore my whole house in ruin
    But here’s more mischief, what do you think of that
    With a new burst of energy he’s chasing the cat!
    Across the garden into the neighbors yard…

    #41517
    englandboy – John
    Participant

    😆 😆 😆 :bow:

    #41576
    Peggy
    Member

    :stress: There goes the garden again!

    G Wrote: Across the garden into the neighbors yard…

    I take off and chase him, I’m breathing hard!
    The cat has scampered up into their giant oak tree
    I tripped on a brick and gashed open my knee!
    The neighbors run out to see what’s the matter
    I yell at them to go get the hammer!
    That dogs a goner this time for good
    As I picked up a big long piece of wood!
    They looked at me like I’d gone crazy
    It was right about then, that things got hazy!

    #41601
    englandboy – John
    Participant

    That dumb dog came racing back,
    between my legs & I fell on my back,
    The huge piece of log hit my head,
    I lay their seeing stars thinking was I dead,
    I felt something wet and sloppy all over my face,
    That darn dog was licking me with an angel looking face,
    I slowly reached up and took it by the throat……….
    😯

    #41607
    generall
    Participant

    :rofl: :rofl
    {E} wrote: I slowly reached up and took it by the throat……….

    Only then did I notice his shabby old coat
    It was so matted and his breath was real bad
    If I could kill him now
    I don’t think I’d be sad
    But then I decided to brush the old louse
    Managed to get on my feet
    And hobble back to the house

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