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    lucky
    lucky
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    We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

    Routine…
    (1) The woman buys the food.

    (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

    (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.

    (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

    Here comes the important part:
    (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL

    More routine…
    (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

    (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

    Important again:
    (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

    More routine…
    (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

    (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

    And most important of all:
    (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

    (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘her night off.’ Upon seeing her annoyed reaction he concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.

    #57260

    82shovel
    Participant

    Sounds about right. I could never understand some of them women folk, there is no pleasing them. Go and give them a night off and the next thing you know they are in “a mood” AGAIN.

    #57278

    Peggy
    Member

    Okay you guys, knock it off! 👿

    #57303

    82shovel
    Participant

    @peggy wrote:

    Okay you guys, knock it off! 👿

    😯 Oh BOY….Its starting. 😯

    #59082

    TxsChef
    Member

    And fire that grill up!! While yer at it, bring ME a beer!! Please!!

    #59086

    82shovel
    Participant

    @txschef wrote:

    And fire that grill up!! While yer at it, bring ME a beer!! Please!!

    Its a damn good thing you said please….. 😡

    #59087

    TxsChef
    Member

    I knew a little sarcasm would get ‘ya back in here!!

    #59088

    82shovel
    Participant

    I never really left, I have just been really busy setting up a new business…

    #59089

    TxsChef
    Member

    Congratulations!!
    We’re kinda revamping things around here so get ready for some action!! Gotta get some things rollin’ around here or Peggy is gonna haul her butt to Texas and be a beach babe!! 😆 😆 😆

    #59183

    Peggy
    Member

    Got my bikini ready and beach towel all laid out, but not quite ready to leave yet! 😆

    #59184

    Peggy
    Member

    What type of business 82 shovel?

    #59244

    82shovel
    Participant

    @peggy wrote:

    What type of business 82 shovel?

    I am the new Matco Tool Man in the area.

    #59249

    TxsChef
    Member

    Congratulations!! That ought to be a fun, profitable adventure!! Oooooh, discount too!! 😆 😆 😆

    #59314

    Peggy
    Member

    Yeah Randy, that does sound like fun! Hope you make lots of money!!

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