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    bluemtnblue
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    They walk among us

    I walked into a Blimbie’s with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
    for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over
    at a little chalkboard that said “buy one-get one free”. “They’re
    already buy-one-get-one-free”, she said, “so I guess they’re both free”.

    She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

    They walk among us and many work in retail.

    A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his
    old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
    “Free to good home. You want it, you take it.”

    For three days the fridge sat there without even one person
    looking twice at it. My friend decided that people were too
    untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he
    changed the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50.”
    The next day someone stole it.

    They walk among us.

    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends
    when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!”
    Someone looked up at the sky and said, “Where?”

    They Walk among us!

    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
    agent which direction was north because, he explained,
    he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.

    She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?”
    When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,
    and has for sometime, she shook her head and said,
    “Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.”

    They Walk Among Us!!

    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
    One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
    center was open. I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours
    a day, 7 days a week.”
    He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?”
    Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.”

    They Walk Among Us!

    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
    when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
    talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to
    the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
    “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”

    They Walk Among Us!

    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
    seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

    They Walk Among Us!

    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought
    2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us
    a 20% discount.

    They Walk Among Us!

    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with
    a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.

    My friend said, “Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she
    turned her head?” I explained that a person’s nose and ear
    remain the same distance apart no matter which way the
    head is turned.

    They Walk Among Us!

    I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so
    I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
    never showed up.
    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
    trained professional and I was in good hands.
    “Now,” she asked me, “has your plane arrived yet?”

    They Walk Among Us!

    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
    small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook
    asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought
    about it for some time before responding.
    “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough
    to eat 6 pieces.”

    Yep, They Walk Among Us!

    They walk among us, AND they reproduce!

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    Peggy
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    These are great, thanks! 😆

    #60782

    markbill
    Member

    Great story on “They walk among us”. I specially liked the lines “I couldn’t find my luggage”. Thanks for sharing the story………..

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