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    82shovel
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    “The best lawyer story of all times……”

    The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the
    city’s most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a
    Visit in his lavish office.

    The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, ‘Our research shows that even
    Though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don’t give a
    Penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give something back to your community
    Through the United Way ?’

    The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, ‘First, did your research also show
    You that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge
    Medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?’

    Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, ‘Uh… No, I didn’t know that.’
    ‘Secondly,’ says the lawyer, ‘ did it show that my brother, a disabled
    Veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his
    Wife and six children?

    The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off
    Again.

    ‘Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister’s husband died in
    Dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three
    Children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities
    Requiring an array of private tutors?’

    The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, ‘I’m so sorry, I had
    No idea.’

    And the lawyer says, ‘So…if I didn’t give any money to them, what makes
    You think I’d give any to you?

    #57329
    Peggy
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    OMG! Sounds just like a lawyer! 😯

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