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    cindy
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    A Cajun named Boudreax moved to Texas and bought a donkey
    from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the
    donkey the next day.
    The next day, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have
    some bad news. The donkey died.”

    The Cajun said, “Well, then, just give me my money back.”

    The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

    The Cajun said, “Okay, then. Just unload the donkey.”

    The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”

    “I’m going to raffle him off.”

    “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”

    “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

    A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked,
    “What happened with that dead donkey?”

    “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made
    a profit of $898.”

    “Didn’t anyone complain?”

    “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”

    #57513
    Peggy
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    :rofl: Good one Cindy!

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