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    luckylucky
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    A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
    gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
    immediately. She seductively signaled that he should
    bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently
    caressed his full beard.

    ‘Are you the manager?’ she asked, softly stroking
    his face with both hands.
    ‘Actually, no,’ he replied. ‘Can you get him
    for me? I need to speak to him,’ she said, running her
    hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
    ‘I’m afraid I can’t,’ breathed the
    bartender. ‘Is there anything I can do?’

    ‘Yes. I need you to give him a message,’ she
    continued, running her forefinger across the
    bartender’s lip and slyly popping a couple of her
    fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
    gently. ‘What should I tell him?’ the bartender
    managed to say. ‘Tell him,’ she wh ispered,
    ‘There’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
    towels in the ladies room.

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    Peggy
    Member

    😯 😆

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